People who make shower sex out to be this romantic and sexy thing are wrong bc 1) it’s illegal to sex 2) shower sex is overrated what if u slip?Bust ur head open while ur boy busting a nut = lame 3) go eat a orange instead
She always wants to be in front of the hot water and you get like none so fuck that
Why are you so vulgar and obscene? That's really cheap and easy humor to draw the nasty things you do and it is really disrespectful to the players on the cards. Some day you will have to stand before God and be punished for all of these immoral things you are drawing and saying. Please quit now and only draw decent comics.
You know, maybe you’re right…maybe we should grow up and CHANGE THE DIRECTION we’ve been headed. God is always RIGHT BEHIND US, LOOKING OVER OUR SHOULDER and we don’t want to RUB HIM THE WRONG WAY. And it’s not like he invented dicks or anything, right? It’s all all our fault that people have to see dicks, and we should SHOW THE WORLD OUR MANHOOD by taking responsibility for our SELFISH ACTIONS.
So from now on our jokes will be clean and our KNOBS WILL BE POLISHED. I promise, the DICKS ARE BEHIND US.
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
English producers making Japanese songs:Oh man, I hope the lyrics on my song are okay. I checked them with like three native-speakers and I think it's all properly conjugated and there's no misspellings and whatnot...
Japanese producers making English songs:"Do you loving sweet happy of the six heart level" "Be with you thanks"? 十分に良い.